Whats In A Name

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.

"Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
"Because we were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."

Thoughtfully, Mother paused and asked her son,"Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

KONY 2012

Beer

What does Beer contain?

Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooner sof beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!

So Strange

So strange…………

RM50.00 looks so big a amount when you give to the poor
............ But looks small when you give it as a tip in hotel

Praying to god for 3 min looks hard
........... But 3 hrs of movie is ok for us

After whole days of hardwork , we have no problem of going to the gym
........... But to do house work and help mother/wife, we feel tired

We wait for 1 full year for valentines day, and we know it
.......... But when is mother's day come, we never know