Friday, July 10, 2009

GEMS OF LIFE ( Humor with substance )

# 1
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry.

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!



# 2
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Think about it ....!!



#3
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.

So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration !



#4
Don't walk as if you rule the world.

Walk as if you don't care who rules the world !

That's called a ttitude !

Keep on rocking !



# 5
Only one percent of boys have brains ; the rest have girlfriends!

Are you the brainy one ?



# 6
All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

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