Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Facts of Life

1 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

2 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband.

3 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they Wanted cash.

4 Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

5 Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you Cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

6 You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

7 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

8 It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss -- his wife

9 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

10 They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

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