A new Army Captain was assigned to a platoon in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the platoon, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asked the Sargeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, dropped his trousers and had wild, insane XXX with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the Sergeant: "Is that how the men do it?" "No not really, sir... they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are......... ......... ......... ......... .."
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